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(734): View more from Michigan

I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.

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(773): View more from Illinois

omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.

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(740): View more from Ohio

So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.

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(740): View more from Ohio

They shoved things up my nose I feel violated

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(989): View more from Michigan

He literally knows my vagina better then I do.

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