ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
