we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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