i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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