barbara walters just said penis...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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