I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
thus making me awesome and them whores
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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