At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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