if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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