your room smells of hookers.
And success
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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