so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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