I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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