literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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