She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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