Pants 0. Shit 1.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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