we're blogging at a bar
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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