I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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