I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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