Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
