: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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