i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
My liver just had a heart attack.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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