Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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