My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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