That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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