Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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