I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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