Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Tornado booty call.. dedication
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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