There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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