we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I have post one night stand depression
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