im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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