Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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