Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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