The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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