it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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