I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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