I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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