I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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