We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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