I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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