New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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