she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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