My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
my liver is dry heaving
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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