Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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