C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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