So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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