I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So many bounce houses so little time
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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