this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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