Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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