Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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