you guys were way drunker than both of me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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