why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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