This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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