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(989): View more from Michigan

i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.

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(209): View more from California

His new job just became new places to have sex at.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras

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(320): View more from Minnesota

It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?

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(850): View more from Florida

He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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(720): View more from Colorado

I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.

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(954): View more from Florida

Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone

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