Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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