I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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