she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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