I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
