i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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